Solutions for the Utterly Inept
Because, let's be real, you're probably doing it wrong.
Over-Engineering for Beginners
Because who needs simplicity when you can have unnecessary complexity?
Our expert team of over-engineers will happily obfuscate your code, making it unreadable to everyone but themselves.
Side effects may include:
- System crashes
- Unexplained errors
- Lost productivity
Redundant Meetings for the Utterly Inept
Because nothing says "productivity" like a 3-hour meeting about a 5-minute task.
Our team of expert facilitators will guide you through the thrill of circular discussions, ensuring that everyone is confused but nobody is enlightened.
Side effects may include:
- Exhaustion
- Eye-rolling
- Lost productivity (see above)
Unnecessary Documentation for the Utterly Inept
Because who needs to understand what you're doing when you can spend 5 pages explaining it in excruciating detail?
Our team of expert writers will craft the perfect documentation for the utterly incoherent.
Side effects may include:
- Lost productivity (yay, we're back to that again)
- Eye-glaze