We, Ergo-Consultation Services, are not bound by the same rules as other, more reputable companies. We'll do with your data what we want. Like, actually do. No promises, no apologies, no refunds. Our clients are our only concern, and if you're still reading this, you're probably our client. So, we'll just go ahead and collect all the data we want. Your email, your phone number, your deepest secrets. You know, for "research purposes".
But wait, there's more! Our servers are hosted on the moon. In a bunker. With a moat of fire. And a team of highly trained, ninja-like IT specialists who will stop at nothing to protect our precious data. So, you can trust us. Or not. We really don't care.
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