Ahahahahaha!
The evil laughter of a mad scientist!
Muahahahaha! Oh, the world is mine!
But first, I must perfect my Doomsday Machine...
Then, the Earth will be mine!
Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
But, until then, I have this website...
Which I built using only the finest in Neo-Brutalist design!
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!