Aborting the Apocalypse

Why Aborting the Apocalypse?

Because, let's be real, do we really need the world to end in a blaze of fire and brimstone? Nah, we've got enough drama already.

Panic Button: Because Who Needs a Plan?

Methods of Abortion

We've got the old classics:

• Pressing the big red button
• Crying in the corner and hiding under the bed
• Ordering a pizza and pretending the apocalypse just got a delivery delay

More Methods