Doomsday Machine: Troubleshooting Page

Oh no, the Doomsday Machine has malfunctioned! Don't worry, we're here to help you troubleshoot the situation.

Common Issues:

• Issue 1: Machine Won't Turn On
• Issue 2: Waking Up the Wrong Apocalypse
• Issue 3: Can't Find the Off Switch

Advanced Issues:

• Advanced Issue 1: Recursive Apocalypse Loop
• Advanced Issue 2: Unstable Time Dilation
• Advanced Issue 3: Intractable Reality Distortion

If none of the above issues apply, please try resetting the machine by pressing this button.