Physical Security FAQ
Q: What's the deal with all the security cameras?
- We're watching you, always.
- Don't even think about it, just keep shopping.
- We have a really good Wi-Fi signal, don't worry.
Q: What about the metal detectors?
- We're not just looking for guns and knives, we're also looking for your snacks. (Don't try to sneak in those Doritos)
- We're not judging you, we're just protecting our inventory.
Q: Is it true that you have a moat?
- Well, let's just say we have a "water hazard" area.
- You'll get a good workout, don't worry, it's like a mini obstacle course.
- We're not charging extra for the alligator rentals, though.