Your daily schedule is a mess, let us fix it!
Below you'll find our suggested daily schedule for the most discerning client.
| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 06:00 AM | Wake up, human. You're probably still drunk from last night. |
| 08:00 AM | Have your servants fetch you a latte and some croissants. |
| 12:00 PM | Take a 3-hour lunch, because, you're worth it. |
| 05:00 PM | Have your personal trainer come in and work on your abs. |
| 09:00 PM | Take a 2-hour dinner, because, you're still worth it. |
Remember, your time is valuable, so we've carefully crafted this schedule to make sure you have the most time for napping and complaining.