Q: What is the minimum number of assistants required for a proper furniture arranging session?
A: At least 2. One for holding the door, one for fetching the caviar.
Q: Can I request a custom color scheme?
A: Ha! You think we're made of money? Our standard is black and white. Deal with it.
Q: How many hours will it take to arrange a 3-piece suite?
A: Approximately 1.2 billion years, depending on the difficulty of the fabric.
Q: Will you guys be there when I need you at 3am to reorganize my sock drawer?
A: Oh, no. That's just cruel.