Our Process

Step 1: Consultation (AKA The Royal Treatment)

Our expert team of furniture arranging specialists will arrive at your mansion, dressed to impress in our finest designer suits and an air of superiority.

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Step 2: Measurement (AKA The Science)

Using our state-of-the-art measuring devices, our team will take precise measurements of your rooms, carefully calculating the optimal placement of your heirloom furniture.

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Step 3: Arrangement (AKA The Art)

With our keen eye for design and your family's refined taste, we will create a masterpiece of a space that will make you the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.

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Step 4: Inspection (AKA The Quality Control)

Our team of experts will inspect your newly arranged space for any defects in the fabric of reality, ensuring that everything meets the highest standards of spoiled brat expectations.

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Step 5: Follow-up (AKA The Maintenance)

To ensure that your new space remains a masterpiece, our team will return regularly to dust, polish, and occasionally rearrange your furniture to keep it looking its best.

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