Are you tired of your parents' attempts to impose order on your life? Do you yearn for the perfect blend of chaos and despair? Look no further! Our team of expert furniture arrangers will take your living space and turn it into a swirling vortex of dysfunction and angst.
From the obligatory "Where is my phone charger?" desk to the "Why do I have to do my homework?" homework station, we'll work with you to create a space that's as frustrating and infuriating as you are.
Our services include:
Pricing:
Our standard rates apply, plus an additional 50% for each additional layer of emotional trauma we induce.
Contact us today to schedule your appointment and start ruining your life!
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