Bedroom Makeover for the Utterly Indulged

Are you tired of sleeping on a mere mortal bed, surrounded by drab and uninspiring decor? Do you yearn for a sanctuary that screams "I'm a child of privilege, but also a child of questionable taste"? Look no further! Our expert team of furniture arrangers will turn your bedroom into a haven of opulence and excess.

We've worked with the most discerning clients in the world, from the offspring of billionaires to the trust-funded trust-fund babies of society. Our team of designers will work with you to craft a space that is at once both ostentatious and adorable.

Our Process:

Initial Consultation: Our team will arrive at your estate in a fleet of black SUVs, bearing designer water bottles and an aura of superiority.

• Measure your room for optimal space utilization (i.e., how many designer handbags can fit in the closet)
• Discuss your vision for the space, which we will inevitably interpret as "more gold"
• Present you with a comprehensive design package, replete with 3D renderings and a side of caviar

Our Services:

We offer a full range of services, including but not limited to:

• Custom furniture design and construction
• Color scheme consulting (we recommend a bold, neon palette)
• Light fixture installation (because who needs natural light, anyway?)
• Personal shopping assistance for all your designer needs (we have connections with the finest boutiques)

Don't settle for a mere bedroom – demand a Portfolio of the most Instagrammable spaces in the world!