Our Services - Social Media Management for the Utterly Spoiled and Insipid

Expertly Managed by Our Team of Highly Trained and Highly Entitled Brats

We provide the most comprehensive and utterly unnecessary social media management services for the most discerning and demanding of clients.

We have an entire team of highly trained and highly entitled brats who will do your bidding.
We have an extensive collection of bespoke, hand-picked, and highly Instagrammable flatware for your tea parties.
We have an expert knowledge of the most obscure and esoteric of social media platforms.
We will not, repeat NOT, make eye contact with anyone who does not have a minimum of 500 followers on Instagram.