Mittens' Furniture Arranging Extravaganza

Welcome to my lair, human. I, Mittens, am the feline overlord of interior design. My services are not just about arranging furniture, but about asserting my dominance over your pitiful human space.

As a feral feline sociopath, I have a unique understanding of the importance of vertical space, optimal napping spots, and the strategic placement of catnip.

My services include:

• Reconfiguring your furniture to optimize for cat hair shedding and scratching post placement
• Designing a cat tree that doubles as a climbing frame for your ego
• Creating a cat cafe that rivals the most discerning feline establishments

Don't worry, I won't charge you an arm and a leg... just your undivided attention and a steady supply of treats.

Meet Whiskers, the Furniture Torturer, my trusted sidekick. Read what our satisfied clients have to say about my work. View our competitive pricing list, including discounts for bulk catnip orders.