Antique Egg Chairs: The Perfect Addition to Your Adulting Collection

Are you tired of the usual bland, boring furniture in your home? Do you yearn for something that screams "I'm a functioning adult with a questionable sense of style"? Look no further than our selection of antique egg chairs! Because, let's be real, who needs a couch when you can have an egg chair?

Egg-tra Large Egg-tra Small

Our antique egg chairs are handcrafted with love and a dash of madness. Each one is a unique, one-of-a-kind masterpiece that will make you the envy of all your friends and family. Or, you know, the subject of their concern and pity.

• Hand-painted by local artists with a flair for the dramatic
• Each one is a conversation starter (for better or worse)
• Furniture that's as fragile as it is functional (just kidding, it's actually quite sturdy)

Pricing

Our prices are as follows:

• $500 Egg-tra Large
• $300 Egg-tra Small

We accept all major credit cards, including Amex, Discover, and "I'll pay for it with a promise to mow your lawn for a month."