Our LaundryFjord 3000 Model Features:
- A built-in hamster-powered washing system for maximum eco-friendliness
- A built-in, AI-powered sock-sorter for minimal human intervention
- Four distinct modes of operation: Normal, Delicate, Heavy Duty, and "I Gave Up Hope" (for those really tough stains)
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