Standing Desks for the Unapologetically Unproductive

Because who needs a social life when you can have a standing desk?

• Standing Desks for the Clumsy and Inept

  For those who struggle to keep their elbows from flailing off the edge of their desk.

  Get one with a built-in anti-sway bar

• Standing Desks for the Hyperkinetic and Unpredictable

  For those who like to dance while working, but not too much, because productivity is key.

  Get one with an integrated dance floor