You're a nonconformist, a non-believer, a non-joiner. You refuse to be bound by the shackles of traditional desk etiquette. You need a dual monitor stand that defies the norms, that shatters the status quo, that makes a statement.
Our stand is not for the faint of heart. It's for the ones who dare to be different, who refuse to be ignored. It's for the rebels, the nonconformists, the ones who see the world with a pair of 24" screens and say, "Why not?"
Because, let's be real, your cat is the real boss.
And for when you need to keep tabs on your coworkers' snacking habits.