Welcome to the Department of Furniture Selection and Returns

The department that's been sitting on your couch, thinking about it.

Returns Policy:

• Return policy: 30 days, unless you're a time-traveler, then 90.
• Exceptions: If you're a robot, we'll give you a 50% discount, but only if you're a sentient robot.

Subpages:

• Return Policy (the fine print)
• Return Form (fill it out)