Because who needs a therapist's couch when you can just plop yourself on the Sofa Session 123 and stare at the wall for hours?
Our expert team of certified Sofa Therapists will guide you through the process of doing absolutely nothing. No emotional baggage, no existential dread, just pure, unadulterated idleness.
Book your session today and experience the freedom to do absolutely nothing! Learn more about our Sofa Session 123 program.
Disclaimer: Sofa Sessions are not actually a form of therapy, but they are a very comfortable way to spend an afternoon.
Side effects of Sofa Sessions may include: increased risk of drooling, spontaneous napping, and permanent damage to social skills.
Learn more about our patented Sofa Session techniques that will help you get the most out of your idleness.