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Furniture Therapy: Wardrobe Woes Edition

Problematic Patterns

Why do you still wear pleated pants in 2023? It's like you're intentionally trying to blind your future self.

Pleated Pants Are the Devil

Uncoordinated Outfits

If you're wearing plaid with polka dots, you're either a pirate or a slob. Either way, it's a problem.

Plaid with Polka Dots is a Crime
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