Q: What is the deal with the excessive grooming of fussy felines?
A: They're secretly preparing for the annual Furry Fiasco Festival, where they compete in events such as Extreme Shedding, Hairball Tossing, and Catnip Connoisseurship.
For more information on feline competitions:
The Secret Society of Feline Connoisseurs
And for more on the Furry Fiasco Festival: