testimonials from fussy felines
"I've never met a more discerning feline overlord than Mittens. She demands the finest catnip and only accepts the highest quality laser pointers." - Fifi LaRue, feline critic
"Mittens is the epitome of feline elegance. Her disdain for anything less than perfection is a beacon of hope for our species." - Whiskerface, feline connoisseur
Warning: excessive feline adoration may cause spontaneous generation of cat hair and/or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure to Mittens' magnificence has been known to cause: