Our Fuzzy Philosophy

At Fuzzy Logic, we don't believe in clear answers or concise explanations. Instead, we specialize in confusing our customers with vague descriptions and obtuse instructions.

• Read our 300-page guide to doing nothing.
• Learn about our patented, non-existent, totally-not-a-placebo, fuzzy logic method.
• Discover the art of creating a to-do list that never gets done.

Step 1: Stare at the wall for 4 hours.

Step 2: Think about the wall, but not too hard.

Step 3: Take a nap.

• Learn about our patented, non-existent, totally-not-a-placebo, fuzzy logic method.
• Discover the art of creating a to-do list that never gets done.

This method is completely not a placebo, we swear.

Just close your eyes, think happy thoughts, and maybe, just maybe, something will happen.

• Discover the art of creating a to-do list that never gets done.

Just write down everything, and then forget about it.

Repeat steps 1 and 2 for 4 hours.

• Read our 300-page guide to doing nothing.
• Learn about our totally-not-a-placebo method.