Hairy Affairs

Welcome to the Hairy Affairs Directory!

Here's a list of the most stylish and outrageous hairstyles to make you look like a true Neo-Brutalist:

• The Fuzzy Frenzy - A collection of afros that will make you the talk of the town.
• Bunsen's Best - Because who needs a face when you have a hairdo that's a work of art?
• The Ponytail Pandemonium - Where the ponytail meets the mane event.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• The Dreadlock Disaster - Because who needs a social life when you have dreads?

Or, for the truly bold:

• The Lobster Tail of Despair - Where the lobster meets the hairdo.

Or, for the truly bewildered:

• The Mullet of the Damned - Where the mystery meets the mullet.

Or, for the utterly absurd:

• The Jellified Jungle - Where the hairdo is a jellified mess.