Welcome to the Shape-Shifter School, where the boundaries between dimensions are tested, and the laws of physics are bent. We offer courses in Organic Chaos Theory, Geometric Aberrations, and the art of turning your enemies into sentient jellyfish.
Our faculty of esteemed shape-shifters are renowned for their ability to change the shape of reality at will. They'll teach you how to transform from a circle into a triangle, or a square into a spiral. And if you're lucky, you might even learn how to turn your homework into a pile of kittens.
But be warned: our courses are not for the faint of heart. You'll be pushed to your limits, forced to confront your deepest fears, and maybe, just maybe, you'll come out the other side with a newfound appreciation for the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.
Don't have time for a traditional university education? No problem! Our Shape-Shifter School offers a variety of online courses, taught by experts in the field of Irregular Geometries.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can always try our "Shape-Shifter's Survival Kit". This comprehensive guide to turning your enemies into sentient jellyfish includes: a set of instructions, a free trial pack of shape-shifting cream, and a complimentary copy of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu (but with a geometric twist).
Learn more about the Shape-Shifter's Survival Kit