Welcome to the world of artisanal cutting boards, where the only thing we take more seriously than quality is your suffering.
Our boards are handcrafted with love and disdain for mass production. Each one is unique, like the person who bought it.
We use only the finest reclaimed wood and a hint of existential dread to create boards that will make you question the very fabric of your existence.
Our customers are not just customers, they are partners in crime, conspiring against the machines that seek to turn us all into cookie-cutter drones.
Visit our Our Story page to learn more about the revolution we're starting, one board at a time.
Or, if you'd rather just see how we make these things of beauty and despair.