Alan is our CTO, and by "our" I mean he's the only one who actually knows what's going on. He's the one who single-handedly keeps the servers from imploding, mostly because he's the only one who knows how.
When not busy holding the fort, Alan enjoys extreme knitting and complaining about the quality of our office coffee.
Want to meet the rest of our team? John, the "Creative Genius" is waiting.
Or, you know, just go back to the main page and try to find someone else.
Knock if you need help, or if you just want someone to yell at.