We specialize in reducing attendance to its most basic, soulless, and utterly fascinating form. Our team of experts will analyze your meeting schedule, identify the minimum required presence, and implement a system that will leave you questioning the purpose of human interaction.
We've helped companies like "Bland Inc." and "Meh Corp." reduce their attendance by 50% and 75%, respectively. Our clients' employees now spend more time contemplating the meaning of life and less time attending pointless meetings.