We're a team of experts in the art of avoidance.
Our mission is to help you avoid meetings.
We're like the ninjas of productivity.
But, you know, for meetings.
What We LearnedWe have a whole arsenal of tactics at our disposal:
Cancellation by proxy
The art of forgetting
Aggressive nodding
And, of course, the classic "not my fault" excuse
Techniques We UseWe've spent years honing our skills in the field of avoidance.
Our team of experts has a combined total of 12 years of experience
We're not just experts, we're masters of the craft.
Our CredentialsWe can try.
Our services come with no guarantees, but we'll do our best to make sure you're never late to your actual work again.
Side effects may include:
Increased productivity
Less stress
More time for Netflix
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