Technique 1: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum
Meetings can be a necessary evil, but sometimes they just take too darn long. That's why our expert team has developed the art of doing just enough. It's not about being productive, it's about being efficient. And by efficient, we mean doing the bare minimum.
Here's how it works:
- Arrive late, leave early. It's all about setting the tone for the rest of the team.
- Don't read the minutes. Who needs to know what was discussed last time, anyway?
- Agree with everything. It's not about being right, it's about being agreeable.
- Take a lot of notes, but write nothing down.
By following these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of doing the bare minimum. And who needs to be productive, anyway?