When faced with an inescapable meeting, it's time to deploy the ultimate evasion tactic: the sudden, unannounced exit strategy.
The abrupt exit strategy relies on the fundamental principle of surprise. By catching your colleagues off guard, you create a power imbalance that forces them to reassess their expectations and, ultimately, to abandon their pursuit of you.
Be warned: the art of abruptly exiting meetings can have unintended side effects. These may include but are not limited to: the loss of trust, the creation of awkward silences, and the occasional spontaneous combustion of your career.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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