“I was stuck in a meeting that had no end in sight. But then I met the team at Meeting Reduction Inc. and they showed me the way out.”
“I used to think that meetings were a necessary evil. Now I know they're just a necessary evil with a side of evil-er.”
“I was skeptical at first, but Meeting Reduction Inc. really knows how to cut to the chase. And the free donuts were a nice touch.”
“I'm not saying I'm a meeting addict, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Thanks, Meeting Reduction Inc.”