MEETING REDUNDANCY AGENDA

Welcome, meeting attendees. I hope you're ready for a thrilling experience of wasted time.

Today's agenda is packed with exciting items that will leave you questioning every life choice you've ever made.

Here's a rundown of the day's events:

• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Introduction to the meeting, including a 15-minute discussion on "What's a meeting, anyway?"
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Importance of Repeating What's Already Been Said"
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, because you clearly need a break from the tedium
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Art of Rehashing the Same Old Ideas"

And don't forget to bring your favorite pen and paper for the inevitable "Action Item" scribbles!

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