Minutes of the Meeting to Discuss the Unnecessary

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice

Objective: To decide what to have for lunch. (Or so we thought.)

• John: "I'm starving, let's just order pizza."
• Jane: "But we should discuss the options."
• Bob: "I'm a visionary, we should have sushi."
• Alice: "Sushi is so mainstream, let's have tacos instead."

After an hour of discussion, it was decided that we should have pizza.