Are you tired of meetings that feel like an eternity of unnecessary chatter? Do you find yourself checking your watch for the 12th time in an hour? Look no further! Our expert team has compiled the most advanced techniques to avoid meetings that are truly a waste of time.
Technique 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen - A masterclass in the subtle art of appearing engaged without actually contributing anything useful.
Technique 2: The Power of the Empty Stare - Learn to harness the ancient art of the blank stare, perfected by monks and introverts alike.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: Technique 3: The Invention of a Fake Phone Call - A daring technique that's sure to leave your colleagues wondering if you're a spy, a ninja, or just a really bad liar.