Meet Bob, Our Top Mishap Mitigation Expert

Bob is a seasoned professional with over 5 years of experience in making things slightly less terrible.

He's available for hire on a case-by-case basis, with a minimum of 3 days' notice. His rates are competitive, his results are mixed.

Services

• Mishap Mitigation Services - Because who needs to be on time?
• Emergency Situation Recovery - Because things are going to go wrong, and you can't even.
• Accidental Disaster Management - Because you spilled an entire bottle of hot sauce on the conference table.

Testimonials

"Bob is a lifesaver. Or at least, a 'less-terrible' saver." - Local Business Owner (name redacted)

"I don't really know what Bob did, but my boss is less mad at me now, so that's a win." - Anonymous Employee