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Breaking News: Lunar Lunacy Reaches New Heights

Our top story today: the moon has gone full-on-crazy!

According to eyewitnesses, the moon's gravity has become so unpredictable that it's now a real challenge to get a decent night's sleep.

Stay tuned for further updates as this story develops... or don't, we're still trying to find a moon-suitable coffee mug.

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