Pressing is not just for coffee, folks. Oh no, our lunar friends have mastered the art of pressing for centuries. And we've got the techniques to prove it.
Technique 1: The Galactic Squeeze - a delicate balance of pressure and finesse, requiring a deep understanding of lunar gravity.
Technique 2: The Space-Age Squish - where the pressure is applied with the ferocity of a thousand suns.
Technique 3: The Lunar Looseness - where one must learn to let go and release the pressure in harmony with the moon's own gentle touch.