Why Moon Pressing?

It's because we're all secretly trying to send a message to aliens.

You see, the moon is like a giant disco ball, but instead of reflecting light, it's reflecting our collective angst.

So, we press our faces against its surface, hoping to send a Morse code signal that says "Help, we have no Wi-Fi."

It's a desperate cry for help, a plea to be rescued from our mundane lives.

And if you look closely, you'll see that the moon's craters are actually just the tears of the moon itself, crying out for our attention.

So, go ahead, press your face against the moon, and let's send that signal into the cosmos.

Or, you know, you could just stay on Earth and deal with our existential dread.