Bob's Unconventional Services

Level 2: Advanced Nonsense

We offer services that are not exactly... conventional. If you're looking for a way to make your life more interesting, you've come to the right place.

  • Learn more about our signature service: "I'll just stare at you for 5 minutes"
  • Discover the art of doing nothing for hours
  • Warning: our services may cause spontaneous napping, increased coffee consumption, and/or existential dread. Proceed with caution.