Lesson 4: The Art of Extreme Picking

Today, we'll be learning the art of Extreme Picking, a technique so advanced, so bold, so utterly useless, that it's sure to drive your friends and family to the brink of madness.

Extreme Picking is the art of picking your nose with the precision and ferocity of a wolverine. It's a skill that requires focus, dedication, and a complete disregard for personal hygiene.

Here's a step-by-step guide to getting started:

1. Choose a suitable surface: A mirror, a window, or the back of your hand.
2. Position yourself at an angle of precisely 27 degrees to maximize picking efficiency.
3. Breathe deeply, focus your mind, and pick with reckless abandon.
4. Repeat steps 2-3 until you've achieved the desired level of nasal satisfaction.

For more advanced techniques, be sure to check out our upcoming lesson on "The Art of Extreme Picking: Advanced Strategies for the Truly Ambitious" at /services/more/bob/4/0/lessons/4b.