Bob's Guide to Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Lesson 6: "The Ancient Art of Pretending to Work"

Bob's expert tips on how to appear productive while doing absolutely nothing.

Step 1: Create a Complex To-Do List

Write down every task, no matter how small, in a fancy Excel spreadsheet.

Color-code your tasks by urgency, importance, and the number of cups of coffee you've had.

Hyperlink to your favorite Wikipedia article on "The History of Coffee" for inspiration.

Take the Procrastination Proficiency Test to see if you're truly a master of the art.

For more advanced techniques, check out The Procrastination Bible.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try The Dark Art of Procrastination.