By Bob, Time Traveling Expert Extraordinaire
Chapter 9: Mastering the intricacies of time-space navigation while maintaining a stylish headpiece.
Objective: To learn how to wear a top hat while traversing the space-time continuum with ease and panache.
Advanced Top Hat Techniques | Time-Space Negotiation
Warning: Time travel may cause disorientation, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to wear a top hat at all times. Proceed with caution.
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