Caution: Mud Bombing is a serious offense. It's a crime of the highest order, with penalties ranging from 5 to 10 years in the depths of the Slime Pit.
However, we've detected a mud bombing in your area. It's likely caused by the notorious group, "The Sock and Mitten Mafia."
For more information, please visit our Mafia Connections page, or our Report a Bombing page to report this incident.
• Increased risk of trench foot and trench foot-related anxiety disorders
• Higher likelihood of encountering the dreaded "Muddy Mire" in your backyard
• Enhanced risk of getting stuck in the mud for an extended period of time, potentially resulting in the loss of limbs and/or sanity
• Always check for suspicious mud puddles
• Wear protective clothing, including but not limited to, a hazmat suit and oxygen tank
• Bring a map, a compass, and a sense of direction to avoid getting lost in the mire
Calm down, friend. We've got this.
Call 1-800-MUD-BOMB for assistance, or visit our Mire Rescue page for more information.