Phase 2: The Renovation of the Century

Objective: Convert the office into a functional, yet fashionable, cave for creative types.

Key Features:

• Remove all natural light sources to increase productivity by 300%.
• Invert the ceiling to create a dramatic, industrial feel.
• Replace all furniture with 10x oversized, ergonomic beanbags for maximum comfort.

Timeline:

• Days 1-3: Tear out walls, install industrial lighting, and paint everything black.
• Days 4-7: Invert the ceiling, install 20-foot high shelves for "inspiration."
• Days 8-14: Beanbag procurement and installation.

Subpages:

• Phase 2a: The Inversion
• Phase 2b: The Beanbaggerium

Risks:

• Unforeseen structural damage from excessive beanbag weight.
• Uncontrollable urges to nap on beanbags.

Disclaimer: This is a highly experimental phase. Prolonged exposure to Phase 2 may cause: dizziness, disorientation, and/or existential dread.