Q: What is the purpose of this office renovation project?
A: To create an endless cycle of meetings, paperwork, and existential dread.
Q: Why does it take so long to get anything done?
A: Because we are a highly efficient and streamlined process-driven organization.
Q: Can I request a change order to the renovation plans?
A: Ha! You think you're special, don't you? Fill out form 27-B/6, but be prepared for a 6-week delay.
Q: Can I get a copy of the project timeline?
A: It's in our proprietary project management software, which is only accessible by our highly trained and über-certified Project Management Ninja Team.
Q: What about the budget? Is it within the approved budget?
A: Who needs a budget? That's just a myth perpetuated by the Illuminati. We're a non-profit organization.
Check the renovation schedule for more information.
View the budget breakdown, if you're feeling brave.
Check the renovation status for the latest updates.