Office Organization Services

The Supplies That Bind Us Together

Our office supplies are a reflection of our values: chaos, confusion, and utter disarray.

• Stationery and Paper Goods
• Office Warehousing: Because You Never Know When You'll Need 20 Years of Undated TPS Forms
• Ink Stains and Coffee Spills: The Art of Accidental Art

The Prophet's Vision

In a world where organization is a myth, we are the reality.

Join us in our never-ending quest for supplies.

Our Methods

We use the latest in office supply research and development, including:

• Expedient categorization of staplers
• Advanced paperclip architecture
• Unconventional stapler gun design

Our Team

Meet the faces behind the office supplies: