Underlings of Chaos: Project Management

Our team consists of the most skilled, yet utterly untrustworthy underlings in the business.

Our project manager, Bane "The Incompetent" McSquander, is a certified expert in:

Procrastination Techniques

He can waste an entire week on a single task, leaving you wondering if it's a record.

Our team's specialty is:

Deliberately Misinterpreting Requirements

We'll take your clear instructions and turn them into a confusing mess of confusion.

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