Office Renovation Permits: Because Who Needs a Functional Workspace?

Step 1: Fill out the forms. Like, for 3 years.

Download and print out our 27-page permit application in triplicate. Don't bother with that fancy PDF thingy, we're old-school.

Attach the following documents: a letter from your cat, a doctor's note excusing your lack of productivity, and a VHS tape of your favorite motivational speaker.

Submit your application to the Department of Bureaucracy and wait 6-9 months for a response. If we don't get back to you, just call your aunt, she'll know what to do.

Once approved, our team of highly-trained, highly-paid permit specialists will issue you a shiny new permit that you can display proudly on your office wall.

Or, you know, just give up and work from a coffee shop.

Want to see our permit application in action? Click here for a sample application that we've graciously provided for your entertainment.

Need help with something else? Try our handy Frequently Asked Questions page, where we answer the most pressing questions of the day, like "Is it possible to get a permit in under a month?" and "Why can't we just use our phones like everyone else?!"