Phase 2: Because Phase 1 Was a Total Disaster

Our team is still trying to figure out what went wrong with Phase 1, but we're confident Phase 2 will be a success!

Project Goals:

Rebuild the coffee machine to dispense actual coffee, not just water.
Install a foosball table in the break room.
Fire the intern who ate all the Phase 1 budget.

Current Status: Delayed indefinitely.

Phase 3: The Final Phase (We Hope) View the Phase 2 Timeline (if you dare) Note: Phase 1 was apparently a total disaster, involving the intern eating the whole budget on a series of questionable "productivity-enhancing" novelty items, including a whoopie cushion, a stress ball, and an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.